Friday, February 6, 2009
Fun-fact: Everyone on earth gets a two-minute warning. And no I'm not talking about sports. Two minutes before you die, you get a two-minute warning. Basically it goes something like this, you're sitting home, or where ever, and suddenly a voice yells at you and says, "You've got two minutes, get your shit together!" At this point, if you have the opportunity, I say, have fun with it. If your in a public area, just stand up, and give a little speech, just a little two minute speech. Blaspheme like you never blaphemed before, denounce your chosen faith, insult you friends and family, reveal long held secrets, what's it matter? It's not like anyone can kill you for it! And then, at the last second, after you've finished your tirade, scream, "And if this is not the truth, may God strike me DEAD!" And if you really want to sell it, train your body to do something interesting right after you. I myself have trained my body to spin on the spot while raising both middle fingers. Isn't fucking with people fun?
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