Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Have you ever been hit in the face with a hatchet? I mean a full on direct hit, that pirces the skull. If you have, then you should know about the puff of cool air on your brain, right before there's any pain. Is it just me, or it that puff of air very refreshing? I try not to get hung up on it though, considering the only way to get it is an ax to the face.
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